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NOAH ISAACS

Albert Wesker. Pharmaceutical Research and Development. This surely won't end poorly.

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[scythegun]

And risk running into your dogs? No thanks! That's just asking to get bit!

[THERE WAS A METHOD TO HIS MADNESS IT WAS JUST STUPID]

[manufactured]

[OH MY GOD]

They probably won't bite you if you do it halfway calmly.

[scythegun]

You know how I am! I'm never calm!

[manufactured]

Perhaps it's something to be worked on, then.

[Given that you're kind of staying here? At least for the time being, anyway.]

[scythegun]

You make it sound so easy! I've always been excitable, you know!

[DRAMATIC SIGH]

[manufactured]

[jaeger...]

It isn't necessarily easy - however, it would likely be to your benefit to not be terrified of my dogs every time you come over.

[scythegun]

I know it would! But I've never been good with dogs... I'm amazed I haven't been bitten yet, honestly!

[manufactured]

You keep making that excuse, you know.

[You can't just keep saying that you're not good with dogs and expect that to be the end of it.]

[scythegun]

It's the truth though!

[Why not, it should be the end of it!!]

[manufactured]

Perhaps it is, but that doesn't mean you can't work on it.

[...jaeger you have dragged him through telling you about murder you can handle his fucking dogs]

[scythegun]

[THE DOGS WILL KILL HIM]

How would you suggest I go about doing that, then? Since apparently I don't have much of a choice in the matter...

[manufactured]

...I can try to help you with it, if you want. Once the dogs have settled properly again and I'm sure they won't respond badly to you.

[scythegun]

Are you certain? I don't mind trying it if you're there, I suppose.

[manufactured]

I wouldn't offer if I weren't certain.

[...This is gonna be a clusterfuck but at least we aren't doing it, like, right now.]

[scythegun]

Okay. Just let me know whenever you think they're ready.

[GOD HE IS NOT GONNA LIKE IT but he'll do his best, okay.]

[manufactured]

Of course.

[...You know, at the very least this seems to have calmed him down? Arguing about the dogs is pretty much par for the course as their discussions tend to go, and it's better than thinking about the...everything else that happened earlier in this conversation.]

[scythegun]

[See, he's a good distraction!

He's only content to be quiet for so long, though.]

Are you feeling better now?

[manufactured]

[...why are you like this.]

I am, yes.

[...]

I do appreciate your attempts to make sure that I'm all right. Even if I don't always care for the conversation.

[scythegun]

I'm glad you do! I'll always do what I can for you, you know.

[That's clearly pleased him though, if the genuine smile is any indication.]

[manufactured]

...I know you will.

[And he appreciates that as well, in his own way, though he isn't entirely sure how to express that competently. So he just...kind of doesn't, but he does seem pleased with it, at least.]

[scythegun]

Good! As long as you're aware of it! Though at this point I'd be disappointed if you thought I'd do anything else!

[manufactured]

If anything, the incident with the monsters in the city proved that much.

[...You kind of put up with a lot of bullshit during those five days that didn't feel like five days, um.]

[scythegun]

I did what I could! I did enjoy fighting most of those monsters, though.

[Except the human-shaped ones for uh. obvious reasons. But he's not going to think about that!!]

[manufactured]

Most of them were highly enjoyable - surprisingly so, really.

[Except for those weird despair ones that dropped him so hard that one time, fuck those things.]

[scythegun]

[Yeah, fuck those things oh my god.]

Precisely! I don't want to fight anything right now, but I suppose it wouldn't be the worst thing in the world if some monsters showed up to fight eventually! Preferably not as many, of course.

[Can we just have a small scale monster invasion that doesn't threaten our way of life?? That sounds great.]