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Albert Wesker. Pharmaceutical Research and Development. This surely won't end poorly.

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Oh come now, I'm not that bad!

[...yes he is. He's exactly that bad.]

It depends on the situation, I've found.

[you are exactly that bad.]

Oh really? Care to give me some examples...?

Perhaps I'll just let you try to work it out on your own.

You're no fun at all, you know!

[He's still grinning though.]

Clearly, you suffer so much.

I do! My life is full of suffering and you certainly don't make it any easier on me!

And yet you spend all this time with me anyway.

I suppose I just don't mind putting up with you!

I'd imagine not, given that you're willing to live in the same house as my dogs in the name of doing so.

[Don't call him out like that oh my god...]

Well, yes! I suppose even my dislike of dogs can't quite keep me away!

It would just be disappointing otherwise.

[For what it's worth, it's good having you around, okay.]

[Oh, that's nice...]

I'm pleased you think so! I'd be disappointed if you weren't that fond of me!

You would know by now if I weren't.

[...i mean hopefully you're smarter than excella was about shit like that, jesus christ]

[excella deserved better]

Ja, I know! It's just nice to be reminded of that sometimes!

[poor fucking excella absolutely deserved better]

Don't expect me to make a habit of it.

Oh, of course not! You wouldn't be that kind to me, now would you?

More like I don't offer that sort of thing to anyone on a regular basis.

And I'm not even an exception?

[SHOCKED GASP]

Oh, of course not. You'd let it go straight to your head.

I would not!

[He totally would.]

Liar.

[You totally would.]

...Okay, maybe I would, but that's not important!

I'm fairly sure that's the entire point, actually.

You're no fun at all!

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