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NOAH ISAACS

Albert Wesker. Pharmaceutical Research and Development. This surely won't end poorly.

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[scythegun]

And now you've discovered the joy of it! You're welcome~!

[manufactured]

[Yes, yes, let's go, shall we?

...He is legitimately going to take you to the damn waffle house and you are going to like it, Jaeger.]

[scythegun]

[Some small part of him was hoping that we wouldn't go to the waffle house, but here we are anyway...]

You really are very fond of this place, aren't you?

[manufactured]

I don't see why I wouldn't be.

[Are you going to be okay.]

Besides, I would prefer that this not be any sort of production. I've never really placed much importance on days like this.

[scythegun]

That's fair. I've always enjoyed celebrating my birthday, but obviously things didn't go exactly as planned this year...

[What a shame. Oh well, he settles easily enough. Let's go grab a table, shall we?]

[manufactured]

...We can make it up at some point, should you want to.

[January was such a shitshow- But yes, let's go sit down, there will be waffles goddamn.]

[scythegun]

[That gets him to smile.]

I'd like that. There's no rush, though! I'm not in any hurry to consider myself any older, after all!

[...he's still 34 it's fine.]

[manufactured]

Understandable, I suppose.

[i mean he gets to figure out if this makes him 39 or 40 because he's legitimately not sure

...he's kind of not sure of his age in general, granted, since he literally has no way to know how old he is and people just kind of shrugged and guessed when he was a kid...]

...I do appreciate this, by the way. I'm not trying to imply that I don't.

[scythegun]

[it's fine, you can be 39 forever if you want!!]

Oh no, no, I know that! I just want you to enjoy today; it's very important that you have fun on your birthday!

[manufactured]

...I suppose.

[HOW...DO CELEBRATING...]

[scythegun]

Oh come on, you can enjoy yourself a little more than that, ja? You get to spend your birthday with me, after all~!

[WINK]

[manufactured]

[...you know, he hasn't done this in a while

but you are getting no words

not the sort of no words that implies he's legitimately having an issue, just kind of...awkward and mildly flustered and what does he do with this]

[scythegun]

[Hey, it's been awhile since you last did this...!]

I'm really happy that I can help you celebrate your birthday, Albert! It really is important to me that you enjoy yourself today, but I just can't help teasing you!

[It's absolutely not an apology.]

[manufactured]

[HE KNOWS god he deserves this for dragging you here, doesn't he

nnngh.]

[scythegun]

[YOU ABSOLUTELY DO.]

My, I usually don't fluster you quite this much! And I haven't even gotten aggressively sappy about how much I care for you yet~!

[manufactured]

...Do you plan to?

[oh my god]

[scythegun]

Of course I do! I was going to wait until we got home, but I could get started here, if you'd like~!

[manufactured]

Don't even consider it.

[scythegun]

[That gets him to laugh, okay.]

You're no fun at all!

[manufactured]

And yet here you are, still.

[scythegun]

I suppose I can tolerate it from you~!

[manufactured]

...You can say whatever you want regarding all of that once we're alone. Not in public.

[you know, the compliments and stuff.]

[scythegun]

Oh good, I'll be looking forward to it! I know better than to embarrass you that badly around other people~!

[He just likes being a pain about it, of course.]

[manufactured]

...Good to know.

[Why are you like this, though.]

[scythegun]

[a question I'm sure we'd all love an answer to tbh]

Don't worry, I won't forget~!