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NOAH ISAACS

Albert Wesker. Pharmaceutical Research and Development. This surely won't end poorly.

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As I said before - I do go other places, you know.

[the waffles were just, like. unexpectedly good, okay.]

[scythegun]

Oh, I know you do! I just find it cute that you like that place so much!

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...I have no idea where you're getting this concept that I'm cute, you know.

[scythegun]

You're very cute. Though I know you'll never agree with that!

[manufactured]

At least you acknowledge that much.

[because he isn't...]

[scythegun]

Of course I do! I like to think I can read you pretty well by now~

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...Better than most, really.

[scythegun]

I'm glad! I would be a little disappointed if I couldn't read you better than most people!

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I'd imagine you would have every right to be by now.

[scythegun]

I would! But thankfully that's not a concern! I'm glad; it makes me very happy, you know!

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[...]

All of this is as good as you thought it would be, then. Back when we agreed to do this.

[scythegun]

It absolutely is. I'm so glad you agreed to date me, Albert. I really haven't felt this happy in quite some time.

[manufactured]

[...God, just. Let him go kind of quiet for a while, all right; this is nice but it's sort of A Lot, and as such processing it is going to slow down a bit while he tries to get himself sorted.

He won't stop with the hair-playing, though. That much is good.]

[scythegun]

[That's fine, he's gotten used to this! Jaeger leans into the hair-playing, of course; it's comfortable and he really does enjoy it. For now he won't pester Wesker any further, though he's looking pretty damn pleased with himself.]

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[It's going to take him a little while, because he's just not really sure what to do or say to any of this; he's aware that Jaeger is being patient with him, and also that he's looking incredibly pleased over there for whatever reason, but still...]

I ought to do something for you at some point. Seeing as you're going to be taking me out somewhere eventually.

[AND WE BOTH NAT-1'D ON GIFTING.]

[scythegun]

[Jaeger looks up at that, still looking too damn pleased.]

Oh, you don't have to, but I'd like that! Do you have any ideas...?

[manufactured]

[jaeger does he look like he's good at this- ]

Not particularly. I imagine something will come to me eventually, however.

[scythegun]

I'm sure it will! Of course, if you're having trouble with it, I'm sure I can think of some things~

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...How much do I really want to know.

[DOES...DOES HE WANT TO KNOW, HE ISN'T SURE HE DOES.]

[scythegun]

I don't have anything specific in mind right now, but I'm sure I could come up with something embarrassing fairly easily, if you'd like~

[oh my god.]

[manufactured]

...I reserve the right to refuse whatever you come up with.

[like hell if he is going to let you call him shy again.]

[scythegun]

Of course, of course, but I'd like to hear your ideas first! Half the fun is seeing what you come up with, after all!

[manufactured]

...Again, I'll work something out. Otherwise, do try to come up with something that isn't too humiliating in the meantime.

[Good lord.]

[scythegun]

I'll do my best! No guarantees, though~

[He laughs and squeezes Wesker's hand again. He's only joking. Probably.]

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[probably.

...you know, if you want to think about something delightful, this conversation is happening while elsewhere there are approximately thirty screaming bats flapping their way through this house in abject terror while the dogs are having a wonderful time chasing the hell out of them

while this house is just coated in The Decor That Melania Trump Built

and they're all screeching badly-harmonized mariah carey in their fear

wesker doesn't mind the bats, granted, he thinks they're sort of cute

but i just wanted to immortalize this mental image in your head

the past several conversations have been held to a chorus of screeching sentient plant life occasionally streaking past in the background

you're welcome.]