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[manufactured]

NOAH ISAACS

Albert Wesker. Pharmaceutical Research and Development. This surely won't end poorly.

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[scythegun]

I do! As much as I'm sure you'd enjoy going to the waffle house again, I'd like to take you somewhere a little nicer!

[manufactured]

As I said before - I do go other places, you know.

[the waffles were just, like. unexpectedly good, okay.]

[scythegun]

Oh, I know you do! I just find it cute that you like that place so much!

[manufactured]

...I have no idea where you're getting this concept that I'm cute, you know.

[scythegun]

You're very cute. Though I know you'll never agree with that!

[manufactured]

At least you acknowledge that much.

[because he isn't...]

[scythegun]

Of course I do! I like to think I can read you pretty well by now~

[manufactured]

...Better than most, really.

[scythegun]

I'm glad! I would be a little disappointed if I couldn't read you better than most people!

[manufactured]

I'd imagine you would have every right to be by now.

[scythegun]

I would! But thankfully that's not a concern! I'm glad; it makes me very happy, you know!

[manufactured]

[...]

All of this is as good as you thought it would be, then. Back when we agreed to do this.

[scythegun]

It absolutely is. I'm so glad you agreed to date me, Albert. I really haven't felt this happy in quite some time.

[manufactured]

[...God, just. Let him go kind of quiet for a while, all right; this is nice but it's sort of A Lot, and as such processing it is going to slow down a bit while he tries to get himself sorted.

He won't stop with the hair-playing, though. That much is good.]

[scythegun]

[That's fine, he's gotten used to this! Jaeger leans into the hair-playing, of course; it's comfortable and he really does enjoy it. For now he won't pester Wesker any further, though he's looking pretty damn pleased with himself.]

[manufactured]

[It's going to take him a little while, because he's just not really sure what to do or say to any of this; he's aware that Jaeger is being patient with him, and also that he's looking incredibly pleased over there for whatever reason, but still...]

I ought to do something for you at some point. Seeing as you're going to be taking me out somewhere eventually.

[AND WE BOTH NAT-1'D ON GIFTING.]

[scythegun]

[Jaeger looks up at that, still looking too damn pleased.]

Oh, you don't have to, but I'd like that! Do you have any ideas...?

[manufactured]

[jaeger does he look like he's good at this- ]

Not particularly. I imagine something will come to me eventually, however.

[scythegun]

I'm sure it will! Of course, if you're having trouble with it, I'm sure I can think of some things~

[manufactured]

...How much do I really want to know.

[DOES...DOES HE WANT TO KNOW, HE ISN'T SURE HE DOES.]

[scythegun]

I don't have anything specific in mind right now, but I'm sure I could come up with something embarrassing fairly easily, if you'd like~

[oh my god.]

[manufactured]

...I reserve the right to refuse whatever you come up with.

[like hell if he is going to let you call him shy again.]

[scythegun]

Of course, of course, but I'd like to hear your ideas first! Half the fun is seeing what you come up with, after all!

[manufactured]

...Again, I'll work something out. Otherwise, do try to come up with something that isn't too humiliating in the meantime.

[Good lord.]

[scythegun]

I'll do my best! No guarantees, though~

[He laughs and squeezes Wesker's hand again. He's only joking. Probably.]