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NOAH ISAACS

Albert Wesker. Pharmaceutical Research and Development. This surely won't end poorly.

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Y-yeaah.

[ Okay, pulling her hand back then! No need for him to yank it. She examines it, flexing her fingers, and then wiggles her wrist. ]

So I'll get sick by direct sunlight now, it seems.

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...Charming.

[That's. Certainly happening, isn't it.]

Is there anything you want me to do for you, then? At least for the time being.

[matchbreaker]

[ That's... a good question, mmm. ]

... Let's see. We should - I should work out what the factor is for this smell, because I can't imagine your blood would smell delicious.

[ But it does ]

... and I should check my wardrobe - ah, and maybe you could buy me a hat?

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[...A hat.]

What...sort of hat?

[His tone more or less implies two things:

1. he has no sense of how to hat and he's going to need some very explicit description of this hypothetical hat he is going to be purchasing

2. he is entirely aware that he is going to legitimately be wandering in somewhere and buying whatever the hell you tell him to

and as such you should currently enjoy the mental image of albert wesker trying to navigate women's accessories and trying to buy a halfway not-stupid hat

god bless everyone in this situation.]

[matchbreaker]

I... some sort of wide brim hat, I suppose? Cute but enough to block out the sun.

[ So...... ]

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[................]

...I'll see what I can do for you, then.

[this is going to be such a mess.]

[matchbreaker]

Yes, that'd be helpful. I have long sleeves, coats... jackets...

[ She's listing this off on her fingers... ]

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Either pants or long skirts, presumably.

[You...should be okay?]

[matchbreaker]

Yes, of course. ... God that'll be awful in the summer.

[ Mrrrrrrrgh ]

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I wouldn't know, clearly.

[...he says, with full awareness that he's probably never dressed casually in his life.]

[matchbreaker]

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[worth it.]

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-But yes, anyway! That would be really appreciated!

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...I'll see what I can find, then. As the hats go.

[...You're going to get a text halfway through this adventure that is just a series of pictures and the general sentiment of ARE ANY OF THESE ACCEPTABLE???? only moderately less panicked-sounding because he keeps all of his screaming internal. That is what's going to happen here.]

[matchbreaker]

[ OKAY.

... she'll make curry for them.

Let's do that. ]

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[I mean she's going to end up with a perfectly acceptable hat out of this. HE MAY GO SOMEWHERE THAT ISN'T KOHL'S BUT NO PROMISES where do people even fucking shop-

Anyway. How is she doing with the curry and all that, is she slightly less in a state of near-panic or are we just low-key panicking all the way here because that's what our day looks like.]

[matchbreaker]

[ I mean...

Low key panick? she could taste a cracker earlier so...

Largely she's keeping her hands busy.

... she will accept kohls, with regrets. ]