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NOAH ISAACS

Albert Wesker. Pharmaceutical Research and Development. This surely won't end poorly.

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I... some sort of wide brim hat, I suppose? Cute but enough to block out the sun.

[ So...... ]

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[................]

...I'll see what I can do for you, then.

[this is going to be such a mess.]

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Yes, that'd be helpful. I have long sleeves, coats... jackets...

[ She's listing this off on her fingers... ]

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Either pants or long skirts, presumably.

[You...should be okay?]

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Yes, of course. ... God that'll be awful in the summer.

[ Mrrrrrrrgh ]

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I wouldn't know, clearly.

[...he says, with full awareness that he's probably never dressed casually in his life.]

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[worth it.]

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-But yes, anyway! That would be really appreciated!

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...I'll see what I can find, then. As the hats go.

[...You're going to get a text halfway through this adventure that is just a series of pictures and the general sentiment of ARE ANY OF THESE ACCEPTABLE???? only moderately less panicked-sounding because he keeps all of his screaming internal. That is what's going to happen here.]

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[ OKAY.

... she'll make curry for them.

Let's do that. ]

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[I mean she's going to end up with a perfectly acceptable hat out of this. HE MAY GO SOMEWHERE THAT ISN'T KOHL'S BUT NO PROMISES where do people even fucking shop-

Anyway. How is she doing with the curry and all that, is she slightly less in a state of near-panic or are we just low-key panicking all the way here because that's what our day looks like.]

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[ I mean...

Low key panick? she could taste a cracker earlier so...

Largely she's keeping her hands busy.

... she will accept kohls, with regrets. ]