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[manufactured]

NOAH ISAACS

Albert Wesker. Pharmaceutical Research and Development. This surely won't end poorly.

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[scythegun]

I'm pleased to hear it! Because I don't want you to stop.

[Ever, really.]

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I'm going to have to eventually.

[It's light, though.]

[scythegun]

[pout.]

You do not! We can stay like this forever!

[...okay, no we can't, but he's trying not to smile, alright.]

[manufactured]

[...how dare you make him nearly laugh with something that stupid.]

Do you think so.

[You're ridiculous.]

[scythegun]

[you're welcome!!]

I do! We can just sit like this and ignore everything else. That sounds good to me~!

[manufactured]

[Oh my god.]

...I suppose I can't argue with that, for the time being.

[scythegun]

Good, because I'd be a little mad if you did plan on doing anything else~

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[...]

In fairness, I can think of a few other entertaining things we can do with ourselves.

But we can stay here for the time being, if you want.

[scythegun]

Mm, well maybe I wouldn't be too opposed, if you're thinking what I'm thinking~

[manufactured]

If it's simply a matter of not being "too opposed", then you don't have to concern yourself.

[...guys]

[scythegun]

You know I was just kidding, ja?

[oh my god.]

[manufactured]

Of course.

[...He likes messing with you from time to time, he's just good at doing it with a straight face.]

[scythegun]

[...]

You know you could give me a bit more of an indication when you're joking...!

[manufactured]

I probably could, yes.

[...You chose this.]

[scythegun]

But you aren't going to, are you.

[He chose this...]

[manufactured]

Probably not.

[...HE SAYS, WITH ALL THE SUBTLETY OF A STEAMROLLER.]

[scythegun]

[WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS...]

Well, at least I won't have to wonder whether you will or not!

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[because.]

I'd think you would be used to this by now.

[scythegun]

Sometimes you still manage to surprise me, I suppose!

[manufactured]

I do have to keep things interesting for you and all.

[scythegun]

You don't ever have to worry about that, you know. You couldn't possibly bore me, Albert.

[manufactured]

[Oh, that's. Unfair? Don't legitimately fluster him while we're doing this, that's cheating- ]

...If you say so.

[scythegun]

[Who said he was going to play fair??]

And I do! I wouldn't say it if I didn't mean it, of course~

[manufactured]

I don't know about that - you flatter me all the time.

[scythegun]

I mean every word I say when I flatter you, you know!