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NOAH ISAACS

Albert Wesker. Pharmaceutical Research and Development. This surely won't end poorly.

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[Oh, that's. Unfair? Don't legitimately fluster him while we're doing this, that's cheating- ]

...If you say so.

[scythegun]

[Who said he was going to play fair??]

And I do! I wouldn't say it if I didn't mean it, of course~

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I don't know about that - you flatter me all the time.

[scythegun]

I mean every word I say when I flatter you, you know!

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...So you keep telling me.

[Mnnngh, you are not playing fair tonight, why.]

[scythegun]

It's important that you know! And I just like saying things like that, of course!

[Of course he's not playing fair, he's terrible.]

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I'm sure you do.

[...that's true, but bear in mind that he can take his hand out of your hair at any given time, Jaeger. Or at least stop what he's doing for a moment.

Kind of like now; it's not an abrupt motion at all, but he will pause in what he's doing.]

[scythegun]

[. . .]

Oh, that is absolutely not fair. Why are you stopping?

[pout!!]

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[That doesn't get words in response, but it does get the world's most arrogant look before he tousles Jaeger's hair a couple more times lightly and pulls away a bit.

You know exactly why.]

[scythegun]

You're terrible! I haven't done anything to deserve punishment like this!

[HE IS INNOCENT]

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So you say.

[...This is entertaining him more than it has any right to.]

[scythegun]

Of course I do! All I've done is compliment you! Surely I don't deserve this!

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Perhaps I like frustrating you.

[scythegun]

How can you be so cruel!

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It's fairly simple, given that you tend to be endearing about it.

[scythegun]

I wouldn't call this endearing...

[But he looks like he's trying not to laugh, so.]

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What would you call it, then?

[...Likewise...]

[scythegun]

Suffering, obviously!

[Okay, okay, he loses because he's laughing now.]

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[...yes, well. He'll pet Jaeger's hair a bit more for that, all right, before he pulls away again.

This is so stupid? It's so stupid. He can't really protest it any, though.]

[scythegun]

[That gets him to relax for a moment before Wesker pulls away again. So naturally, Jaeger's pouting again.]

Oh come on!

[Okay, he's trying not to laugh again but listen. He really likes hair-playing.]

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You know, I originally wouldn't have taken you for the sort to like that so much.

[Just saying, good lord.]

[scythegun]

Oh? Do I look too dignified for it?

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Not at all.

[...jesus, wesker.]

Too hands-off, maybe.

[scythegun]

[w o w]

Mm, well I am a little shy about how much I enjoy physical affection!

[...is he shy about anything]

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...Really.

[BUDDY.]