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NOAH ISAACS

Albert Wesker. Pharmaceutical Research and Development. This surely won't end poorly.

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...I've never been one for physical touch, but as long as I know what you're doing I don't mind it.

[He knows that he tends to flinch a bit whenever it's initiated, unless he's entirely too worked up to register what's happening, but he's working on it.]

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I'll be careful, then. I promise.

[He grins though and squeezes Wesker's hand.]

I'm glad you'll let me have my little moments like this, though!

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...It's nice, I suppose.

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I'm glad! I'm obviously very fond of it~

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Yes, I can tell.

[It's lighter than usual, though, definitely.]

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Consider yourself lucky, there isn't anyone else I'd want to do this with!

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Good to know, seeing as I wouldn't appreciate being made jealous.

[scythegun]

You won't ever have to worry about that, Albert! I promise.

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Oh, don't worry about that - I do believe you.

[...he's gonna be so mad when he finds out your canonmate is a nine]

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Good, I'm glad! I'd hate for you to think that I'm the sort of man who would make you jealous!

[look it's not his fault the hooker is hot!!]

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I wouldn't be interested, if I thought that.

[scythegun]

Ah, of course. You know me better than anyone else, so of course you wouldn't believe that for a second.

[He's very pleased with that.]

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Granted, that also means that you couldn't lie to me about it or string me along properly, either. So there wouldn't be much point in trying, even if you were the sort.

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Oh of course! Obviously you don't need to worry about that at all though! I'm very happy with you, Albert.

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I... Yes. Likewise, of course.

[...There was an attempt.]

[scythegun]

I'm pleased to hear it!

[Thank you for trying, at least...]

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[...LISTEN, HE...]

...I'm not sure what else to tell you, other than "I'm not a terribly charming person." I'm sure Elda can tell you all about it.

[...HE IS AWARE OF THIS and it actually doesn't bother him any, it's still reasonably light. he just kinda sucks at this.]

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Oh, that's alright! I'm not expecting charm! Oh, but speaking of Elda...

[That dampens his good mood a bit, though he doesn't pull away from Wesker.]

I did tell her I was staying at your place and she looked at me strangely. I didn't tell her anything more, though I suppose I probably should since she invited us both to Thanksgiving.

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...I see.

[...And then he just kind of keeps looking at Jaeger expectantly, like he is waiting for some sort of explanation of why the hell any of this is apparently an issue.]

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[...]

It might be sort of awkward if we don't tell her we're dating. It'll probably be awkward even after we tell her, but it's most likely better to be upfront about it.

[He's used to lying his way through everything, but this seems like the sort of thing he should probably be honest about. Right?]

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I suppose that makes sense, yes.

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...Do you want to tell her or should I?

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...I'm honestly not sure which would be best.

[At least he understands why this is going to be awkward?]

[scythegun]

[That's definitely a good thing!]

I'm not sure either. I have no idea how she'll take that.

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...She does want to speak to me soon, though I don't know that the topic she wants to discuss will lend itself well to that sort of conversation.