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[manufactured]

NOAH ISAACS

Albert Wesker. Pharmaceutical Research and Development. This surely won't end poorly.

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[manufactured]

I'm surprised that he's managing to throw you.

[You're sort of the most obnoxious man alive, that is how you handle everything. If somebody is managing to out-obnoxious you...]

[scythegun]

It won't take me long to figure him out! No one throws me for long!

[NO ONE'S ALLOWED TO OUT-OBNOXIOUS HIM, HE'S GOT THIS]

[manufactured]

Oh, I'm sure you'll be fine.

[...he sounds very, very amused.]

[scythegun]

[huff!!!]

Don't sound so amused! I really will figure out how to handle him, just watch!

[manufactured]

I'm almost afraid to ask you what he's doing that's annoying you so much.

[this is fucking hilarious, oh my god.]

[scythegun]

[there's nothing hilarious about it!!!]

He's the most passive-aggressive person I've ever met! I don't recall him being quite this annoying about it!

[well you didn't ask but there you go??]

[manufactured]

[...oh...goodness, all right.]

Perhaps he actually liked you back then.

[no no this is still fucking hilarious, sorry]

[scythegun]

[you asshole!!!!!]

I suppose that's possible. We did seem to know each other a bit better than we do now.

[siiiiigh.]

Are you having fun enjoying my misery?

[manufactured]

About as much as you were enjoying mine earlier, yes.

[scythegun]

...Fair, that is absolutely fair. But I can't help it, you're cute when you're angry!

[manufactured]

...What?

[i'm sorry what-]

[scythegun]

Oh, do you need me to repeat it? You're cute.

[AH YES THIS IS MUCH BETTER, LET'S STAY ON THIS TOPIC.]

[manufactured]

...You can enjoy being wrong, if you'd like.

[scythegun]

You're the one in the wrong here! I have perfect taste, after all~

[manufactured]

[Mnnngh.

You are not getting any words for that, asshole, just kind of...a lot of awkward silence because goddamn.]

[scythegun]

[He'll reach out and pat Wesker's shoulder then, but he doesn't let the touch linger for too long.]

I can knock it off if you really don't like it. I just like to tease people, you know!

[manufactured]

[THIS IS SO STUPID, THOUGH, JAEGER...]

...I don't mind it, it's just not something I'm used to.

[scythegun]

Well in that case, I'm sure you'll get used to it eventually!

[DON'T WORRY, IT'LL GET STUPIDER]

[manufactured]

...Perhaps.

[i mean maybe he will but also: no]

[scythegun]

Oh come now, it's not all that bad, is it?

[manufactured]

[siiiiigh.]

I'll tolerate it.

[scythegun]

You really must like me if you're willing to tolerate it! I'm honored~

[manufactured]

...I think it would be more of a surprise if I didn't like you at this point.

[...wesker.]

[scythegun]

Well, yes, I'd be very disappointed if you didn't!

[manufactured]

You would have every right to be.

[...you are making that "you're sort of killing me, albert, why" expression again, aren't you]