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NOAH ISAACS

Albert Wesker. Pharmaceutical Research and Development. This surely won't end poorly.

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...What?

[i'm sorry what-]

[scythegun]

Oh, do you need me to repeat it? You're cute.

[AH YES THIS IS MUCH BETTER, LET'S STAY ON THIS TOPIC.]

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...You can enjoy being wrong, if you'd like.

[scythegun]

You're the one in the wrong here! I have perfect taste, after all~

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[Mnnngh.

You are not getting any words for that, asshole, just kind of...a lot of awkward silence because goddamn.]

[scythegun]

[He'll reach out and pat Wesker's shoulder then, but he doesn't let the touch linger for too long.]

I can knock it off if you really don't like it. I just like to tease people, you know!

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[THIS IS SO STUPID, THOUGH, JAEGER...]

...I don't mind it, it's just not something I'm used to.

[scythegun]

Well in that case, I'm sure you'll get used to it eventually!

[DON'T WORRY, IT'LL GET STUPIDER]

[manufactured]

...Perhaps.

[i mean maybe he will but also: no]

[scythegun]

Oh come now, it's not all that bad, is it?

[manufactured]

[siiiiigh.]

I'll tolerate it.

[scythegun]

You really must like me if you're willing to tolerate it! I'm honored~

[manufactured]

...I think it would be more of a surprise if I didn't like you at this point.

[...wesker.]

[scythegun]

Well, yes, I'd be very disappointed if you didn't!

[manufactured]

You would have every right to be.

[...you are making that "you're sort of killing me, albert, why" expression again, aren't you]

[scythegun]

[yes, yes he is...]

But thankfully that's not the case! I'm pleased it isn't, of course~

[manufactured]

Of course it isn't - it hasn't been that way for quite some time now.

[...it's been a very weird six months? but not altogether a terrible six months.]

[scythegun]

It's a bit strange to think about how much things have changed, honestly. Not that I'm complaining, of course! I'm glad things are this way now.

[Here's hoping they'll stay this way for awhile yet.]

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Likewise.

[...]

...Thank you. For all that you've done for me.

[scythegun]

Oh, you don't need to thank me for that! I'm just doing what I can. I'm happy it's helped!

[He's really damn pleased with that though, okay.]

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Of course it's helped.

[there's not really much question about whether it has, really.

...sorry about the post tomorrow morning BUT IT REALLY IS HELPING, ALL RIGHT...]

[scythegun]

[THANKS, WESKER???]

I'm glad. It's not often that I actually try to be helpful, so sometimes I'm not sure I'm really doing anything that will help!

[manufactured]

...Why wouldn't you be?

[Like, really, you have done everything he asks you to and several things he hasn't, why on earth.]

[scythegun]

Well, I'm not exactly good at this. I try to do what I think will be helpful, but I'm usually caught off-guard!

[To put it lightly...]

[manufactured]

As long as you're not being an utter hypocrite about it, you're doing well.

[see: all the "do as i say not as i do" crap from last week or so]