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NOAH ISAACS

Albert Wesker. Pharmaceutical Research and Development. This surely won't end poorly.

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Well, I suppose there could be worse things...

[THANK...YOU...??]

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W-well yes, but we should also work out what the scent is...

[ GGGGGuuuuuuuhhhh this is weird. ]

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...You don't suppose it has something to do with blood, do you?

[Some sort of...predator. thing. only he doesn't quite want to word it like that.]

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... Not to offend, but wouldn't diseased blood smell bad?

[ And he's... not bleeding, right? She stands proper and walks over to look him over and smell, as if expecting some open wound or something... ]

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That would be my assumption, but I don't claim to have any idea how vampires interact with the undead in the scheme of things.

[...Elda.

That said, he doesn't have any sort of open wounds; he kind of. can't be injured very easily? so yeah.]

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Yeah, no idea here either. Particularly given they are alive back in that world.

[ a beat ]

Oh wait, no, if ghosts count I know you can shove those in dolls.

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[...................]

Can you, now.

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Mmmhm! My - her - granddaughter has a great sense of where ghosts are and is able to put them into dolls.

[ She shrugs. ] I've been able to see ghosts myself since about October? There's even one or two that hang out around the house here.

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[...okay he's kind of got to ask - ]

Can you...I don't know, put them places as well, or...?

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Nah. I mean! I can touch them and sometimes I kinda got smack the unruly ones around, but I have no idea how she keeps them in the dolls and stuffed animals. Maybe she's just better at working with them than I am.

[ . . . Elda you just said you smack them around. ]

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...Presumably by not slapping them around, if I had to hazard a guess.

[wesker.]

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Albert there are perverted stuffed beat ghosts.

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[...uh.]

...I'm sure there are.

[so is this what it's like talking to him all the time or]

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I... I could go catch one? But that's beside the point.

[ :T

... God he still smells good. ]

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I should say so.

[...Elda...]

Ghosts aside, you seem to be holding together well enough. I assume you haven't tried experimenting with the sunlight yet...?

[You had better not have, given that he told you to wait.]

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Of course not. I said I wouldn't and I can't just light myself on fire without supervision.

[ :T ]

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I'd - ...Is this going to end in fire, Elda?

[LIKE JESUS CHRIST, HE SHOULD HOPE NOT??]

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I--- I don't know! I woke up thirty points lighter with fangs and I can smell something I think might be your blood! I'm pretty sure the sun burns vampires in my memories, so it might?

[ Like.

Okay no here's a little bit of the panicing coming back out ]

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[...Okay, that's. That's happening.]

All right. All right, my apologies, just... It's as I've told you, we'll sort something out.

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N-no, I'm sorry, it just--

I can't deny a possibility of flames?

[ She should test it. They need to, right? Otherwise she can't even go near a window ]

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...If it looks like you're going to spontaneously combust, I promise I won't just stand there.

[We are literally the last people on the planet that should be trying to handle this, judging by how this conversation is going.]

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I--- Well, I was thinking we might isolate the sunlight to - perhaps my left pinky? Or maybe a shoulder or something. Something I can afford burns on.

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[HE'D...HE'D HOPE SO- ]

That was what I was assuming we would do, yes.

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.. Obviously I need you help for that, so... where's best? I guess one of the windows or... something.

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That seems at least slightly better than direct exposure, to say nothing of easier to get away from.