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NOAH ISAACS

Albert Wesker. Pharmaceutical Research and Development. This surely won't end poorly.

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7/15

[feistytrader]

So what do I need to bribe you with to get you to chocobo race with me?

[That's texted to Wesker with absolutely no context today.]

[manufactured]

Well, will you look at that. I already regret informing you that I answer texts.

[feistytrader]

Come on, it's for bingo. Don't you need to chocobo race? A lot of people do.

[manufactured]

[...Wh. Why do you people keep contacting him for these things?]

Do I look like the sort of person that would even begin to know how to do such a thing?

[feistytrader]

No, but it's not like I know how to either.
Come on. I'll avoid coming over for a whole month.

[manufactured]

Two months.

[feistytrader]

Deal. See you at the zoo.

[manufactured]

What, now?

[feistytrader]

Yeah. You busy right now?

[Look, it's a Saturday afternoon and Wesker's a shut in, so he kind of assumed, okay-]

[manufactured]

Why do you continually assume that I do nothing with my time?

[..............i mean you're not wrong.]

[feistytrader]

I assume you have a standard 9-5 and bring your work home on weekends.

[Listen-]

[manufactured]

That doesn't mean I have no social life whatsoever.

[...GRANTED, HE DOESN'T, BUT THAT IS BESIDE THE POINT oh my god]

[feistytrader]

You still haven't told me you're busy.

[manufactured]

Perhaps so, but that's beside the point.

[feistytrader]

Anyway, are you coming or not?

[manufactured]

...Yes, I suppose. The zoo, you said?

[feistytrader]

Yeah. I'll meet you inside, just after the entrance.

[Both so they can avoid the entering crowd and so that Wesker understands that Silver isn't expecting to try to get a free ticket out of him.

[manufactured]

Fair enough.

[This is gonna be so stupid, Silver.]

[feistytrader]

[Silver will leave it at that, then; he waits from inside the zoo and realizes that it may have been a stupid idea to do this, given that he has no way to know that Wesker won't just... Not show up.

But there he is, trying to read a damn map, with Totodile standing next to him, which everyone has just decided is normal and cool. He'll probably have to go back in his ball so he doesn't freak out the Chocobos, but for now, he's a great buddy to hang out with.]

[manufactured]

[...Please don't freak out the goddamn Chocobos with your tiny alligator, the last thing anybody here needs is to be thrown or bitten or...something.

That said, Wesker will arrive eventually, and he's probably overdressed for this (he's definitely overdressed for this) but this man hasn't been casual a single day in his life, most likely. So this will probably be fine.

...You will be getting the most expectant Look here, Silver. Hi.]

[feistytrader]

[Oh good, Wesker's finally here. Silver puts Totodile back in his ball and into his pocket, then waves Wesker down.]

...You came to ride a Chocobo in a suit?

[Despite his words, he doesn't linger; he has his stupid map, and he's (hopefully) going to guide Wesker to the damn Chcobo racing.]

[manufactured]

[Yes, yes, let's go do th- ]

Believe me, I'll manage.

[feistytrader]

...Right. You're rich. You can just buy a new suit. I bet this is your less fancy suit, and it was only six hundred dollars.

[manufactured]

...Are you done?

[feistytrader]

Yeah. We'll be there in a few minutes.

[Off they go to the chocobo racing! It's a bit of a walk and even more of a line, but at least it shouldn't take them too long to get in. Of course, there are tortoises nearby that are uh... Fulfilling their base instincts, so the next several minutes are going to be long and awkward for everyone involved.]