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Albert Wesker. Pharmaceutical Research and Development. This surely won't end poorly.

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[thesettingsun]

[Wesker, please consider getting a subscription to Cosmo or something.]

It could always be worse. The phrase 'at least we're not ___' is hereby banned from my vocabulary lest I immediately remember my past self being even worse in that specific way.

[manufactured]

I would do likewise, but I'm fairly certain my own memories hit rock bottom a while ago. So at least I have the notion that it's only upwards from here to take comfort in, I suppose.

[thesettingsun]

Have you ever watched a movie where someone says "at least things can't get any worse" and things immediately get worse?

Life doesn't always run on narrative casualty, but I wouldn't risk it.

[manufactured]

That's fair, I suppose.

[thesettingsun]

If you ever need to vent about past you being stupid/embarrassing/running a moral deficit larger than the national debt, I'm always here for you.

[manufactured]

Perhaps I'll take you up on it someday.

What you saw in October wasn't the worst of it, on the morally bankrupt front. I'll warn you of that much now.

[thesettingsun]

I appreciate the warning, but I promise I won't run away screaming.

[manufactured]

I didn't think you would, honestly.

[thesettingsun]

Our friendship is not predicated on whether or not our past selves were trash fires.

[manufactured]

[Ah, that's...]

...No, it certainly isn't.

[thesettingsun]

I've probably taken up enough of your time already, but thanks for listening to me vent. I'll talk to you some other time?

[manufactured]

Of course. Anytime.