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NOAH ISAACS

Albert Wesker. Pharmaceutical Research and Development. This surely won't end poorly.

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There was a woman we knew who always had such an elaborate setup in front of her house. A lot of things that lit up, and fancy decorations laid out on a table surrounding all the candy. It was always themed, too - sometimes skeletons, sometimes ghosts and the like, sometimes monsters from those old movies. Things that would get a child's attention, to be looked at and played with.

Once your attention was there, she or her daughter would sneak up and tap you on the shoulder. Just a gentle thing, but more than enough to ensure that you jumped half a mild.

[twostringsonebow]

[....... Sounds like something all of his friends would be into.]

She sounds like fun. I'm sure I know a number of people who would enjoy doing that exact set up, actually, and so I think I'll keep the idea to myself... lest I become the recipient of their schemes.

Did she manage to get you too?

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As much as I would like to claim she didn't, that would be a barefaced lie.

[twostringsonebow]

Honesty is a man's best trait. I don't suppose you pass that kindness forward to unsuspecting youths yourself?

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Please. I don't think I've properly celebrated a holiday in years.

[...are you surprised.]

[twostringsonebow]

[NOT A SINGLE BIT.]

I thought not. Do you find yourself lacking the social circle necessary for any sort of proper celebration?

[are ya a fucking friendless loser]

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Part of it is due to having no one to celebrate with, yes; part of it is because I rather enjoy the paycheck that comes with working through the holidays.

[i mean there's no point in denying it]

[twostringsonebow]

Well, there goes my invitation! I do understand though. I have a fair amount of work throughout holiday months like this one, so it's hard to find time to do anything. Effort is always repaid tenfold.

[Goro's going to be treating his friends so nicely when things settle down? He's going to be treating them so well.]

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Don't worry about it too much; I'm fairly sure at least one of the people I've gotten to know better through this godforsaken app will insist that I do something with him during the coming season, so I doubt I'll be alone this year.

[twostringsonebow]

The kind of person who won't take "no" so easily, huh? Charming, I'm sure, if frustrating at times.

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Oh, believe me, he's both of those things in spades.

[...his insane german friend is an Experience, goro]

[twostringsonebow]

[good luck with that, wesker.]

And you don't find it bothersome?

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...Some people I make exceptions for.