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[manufactured]

NOAH ISAACS

Albert Wesker. Pharmaceutical Research and Development. This surely won't end poorly.

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[scythegun]

Now, now, you know I wouldn't dare film it! There are some lines I won't cross!

[manufactured]

I know you wouldn't dare post it anywhere visible; there's a difference.

[He doesn't seem truly bothered, though; if he were actually annoyed or suspected Jaeger of doing anything of the sort, it would be obvious.]

[scythegun]

Keeping it for blackmail? Why Wesker, I'd never dream of doing such a dreadful thing!

[His left hand is resting on his chest and he looks appropriately scandalized, but he's also trying not to laugh, so.]

[manufactured]

Make it a little less theatrical next time and maybe I'll even pretend to believe you.

[...He's good for a few things, all right, and apparently this is one of them. Once in a while.]

[scythegun]

[There's no one else who can manage quite this well.]

What a killjoy! You never seem to believe me when I want you to!

[manufactured]

It seems I have to ask you again tonight, then: Have I ever made your life easier?

[scythegun]

Oh, never. But I suppose that's why I keep you around! I do enjoy a good challenge every now and then!

[manufactured]

Well-played; consider me flattered.

[scythegun]

Exactly as you should be! It's not often I hand out compliments so freely, you know~!

[manufactured]

Really, now. How true that is depends on how much you want someone to like you at the moment and we both know it.

[scythegun]

Oh dear, you really aren't letting me get away with anything tonight, are you?

[manufactured]

If we're going to be fair, you don't let me get away with anything, either. Just as a general practice.

[scythegun]

Well of course not, it's only fair, ja?

[manufactured]

Conversely, it's only fair that I should get a little payback once in a while.

[scythegun]

Mm, I suppose that's true! I suppose that explains why we put up with each other!

[manufactured]

It's about time something did.

[Look at these two assholes go.]

[scythegun]

[That gets Jaeger to laugh and he shakes his head once he's done.]

We really are an odd duo, aren't we? It's amazing that you can stand me at all!

[manufactured]

...Honestly, a fair amount of it is because you don't flinch much, regardless of what I tell you.

[...There was a reason he told you about murdering some old guy.]

[scythegun]

Oh dear, a genuine compliment! And here I was expecting you to brush me off!

[He looks pleased with it though; genuinely pleased as opposed to his usual grin.]

[manufactured]

Mhm. Those are the sort of compliments that don't get handed out freely.

[scythegun]

You really are feeling generous if you're handing that out so easily! I'll treasure it forever!

[He rests his hand over his heart as if to capture said compliment.]

[manufactured]

...And then you go and do things like that.

[why are you like this.]

[scythegun]

[because he's the world's most annoying man!!]

Making you regret handing me that compliment so easily already? I'm doing great today~!