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Albert Wesker. Pharmaceutical Research and Development. This surely won't end poorly.

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[You know, he is entirely aware of the misfires by now, and yet - ]

...If it's any consolation to you, if nothing else I suppose I would have to commend them for the effort. Regardless of impact.

aw man
but yeah right
if someone goes to that much effort you have to at least be a LITTLE moved
even if just to go
dude what the fuck

My thoughts entirely, if not the wording I would use.

Why, exactly, are people dressing up like apples?

they arent actually
i mean maybe some are who knows
this guy i was talking to was talking about sexy apple costumes
and that was meant to go to him
honestly i dont know why i talk about half of the shit i do with people
none of us have any sense of conversational lines i think

I've found that very few people do, when it comes down to it. It's an interesting thing to watch in motion, I suppose, even moreso with the app malfunction.

This is certainly one of the more entertaining ones I've received so far, however. So you have that rather dubious honor.