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[manufactured]

NOAH ISAACS

Albert Wesker. Pharmaceutical Research and Development. This surely won't end poorly.

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[manufactured]

As long as you're content with it.

[He doesn't think he's done much by comparison, but he's hardly going to argue the point - as long as you're happy, he supposes.]

[scythegun]

[Of course he's happy!!]

I am! You don't need to worry about that.

[manufactured]

I'm not worried about it.

[...jesus, uh- ]

...I imagine if you weren't, I would know by now.

[that's. closer to what he meant.

...nailed it tbh]

[scythegun]

[Thanks, Wesker... He figured that was what you meant but the clarification's nice.]

Ja, you would! I'm not one to keep quiet if I'm not satisfied with something, you know!

[manufactured]

May that day never come, then - you're hardly quiet when you are satisfied.

[...don't worry, it's light.]

[scythegun]

Oh come now, I'm not that bad!

[...yes he is. He's exactly that bad.]

[manufactured]

It depends on the situation, I've found.

[you are exactly that bad.]

[scythegun]

Oh really? Care to give me some examples...?

[manufactured]

Perhaps I'll just let you try to work it out on your own.

[scythegun]

You're no fun at all, you know!

[He's still grinning though.]

[manufactured]

Clearly, you suffer so much.

[scythegun]

I do! My life is full of suffering and you certainly don't make it any easier on me!

[manufactured]

And yet you spend all this time with me anyway.

[scythegun]

I suppose I just don't mind putting up with you!

[manufactured]

I'd imagine not, given that you're willing to live in the same house as my dogs in the name of doing so.

[scythegun]

[Don't call him out like that oh my god...]

Well, yes! I suppose even my dislike of dogs can't quite keep me away!

[manufactured]

It would just be disappointing otherwise.

[For what it's worth, it's good having you around, okay.]

[scythegun]

[Oh, that's nice...]

I'm pleased you think so! I'd be disappointed if you weren't that fond of me!

[manufactured]

You would know by now if I weren't.

[...i mean hopefully you're smarter than excella was about shit like that, jesus christ]

[scythegun]

[excella deserved better]

Ja, I know! It's just nice to be reminded of that sometimes!

[manufactured]

[poor fucking excella absolutely deserved better]

Don't expect me to make a habit of it.

[scythegun]

Oh, of course not! You wouldn't be that kind to me, now would you?

[manufactured]

More like I don't offer that sort of thing to anyone on a regular basis.

[scythegun]

And I'm not even an exception?

[SHOCKED GASP]

[manufactured]

Oh, of course not. You'd let it go straight to your head.