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I don't really do this much, but, uh... Not the face, please, I can't really hide bruises there and people will worry.

[Even if he says it's for bingo, they might get mad at Wesker for it.]

Not below the belt either.

[Self-explanatory.]

That sounds fair.

[More or less the same rules as Jaeger put down, then. Only it didn't occur to either of them to actually state that second one, they just sort of...assumed...]

Are you going to start, or are you just going to stand there until I do it? I can't say I care either way.

[...Apparently it's too much to ask that he not be aggressively himself about this for five seconds.]

[He's a weenie and he's going to be explicit about not punching him in the dick.]

Count of three?

[That's the fairest way. Not that this is really fair since he has no combat skills at all, but it'll seem more fair than one of them starting first.]

[...]

...Just hit me and be done with it.

[why.]

Alright, alright...

[Shuji attempts to sock Wesker in the chest. To his credit, he is trying his best, not pulling back the punch or anything. It's an actual punch.

He's just. Not very strong. Or fast. And has no skills or training whatsoever.]

[...And Wesker has, as of this morning, regained hand-to-hand combat as a skill. Not anything master-level, but enough to twist to the side and catch Shuji's wrist, and try to sweep his legs out from under him to drop him to the floor.

...Yeah.]

[Well. He's on the floor now and in pain from where he came in sudden contact with the floor. He could barely even follow with what was happening.]

Ow...

[Being kind of an idiot, he's going to attempt to stand up again, which is going to take longer for him than would be ideal in an actual combat situation.]

[Don't worry, he'll...actually be patient about it.]

Again...? It's hardly a sparring session if it ends after one hit like that.

I know, hold on.

[He's going to get knocked down a lot today, but he's going to check off a bingo square in the process.

Once he gets up, he tries to kick Wesker in the knee. Better idea? Maybe??]

[...Better idea in that it gets him to step back, because he'd prefer to not, you know, break his legs today.]

You're already doing better than Jaeger was last night, just by merit of doing something like that in the first place.

Thank you!

[He doesn't want to be too distracted by praise, though, since they're still sparring. Shuji pursues, trying to at least land a hit on Wesker before he inevitably gets his ass kicked. He'd feel proud of that much.]

[Oh, you can absolutely come at him, bro, what are you trying to hit here.]

[Knees or shins, mostly. He's already determined that going for punches is probably just going to get him grabbed before he can do anything, so kicking sounds slightly better.]

[You are a determined individual, good lord. That said, you're more than able to connect with his shin, given that he's using that to ensure that he's not getting his damn knee kicked in - he's tall and he likes having knees, knees are good things. So he'll be using it to try to block whatever Shuji is doing there; if he manages...well, as soon as he's ensured the block has gone through he's going to be shifting forward for the sake of trying to knee the poor kid in the abdomen.

...I am so sorry about everything he's decided to be.]

[Shuji is doing his best. That said, all the determination in the world won't keep him from getting the wind knocked out of him when Wesker's knee connects.

He goes down. Like a sack of potatoes, or like a person who has a few regrets about asking Wesker to do this to him.]

...ow...

[It might take him a bit longer to get back up this time.]

[He'll walk over while Shuji is down; he doesn't kick him again, but he does plant his foot down on Shuji's shoulder to hold him down for a bit.]

Still wanting to go...?

Would you be offended if I checked my phone before answering that?

[If he can stop now, he'd really like to stop now.]

[...He'll step off, all right.]

Do as you will.

[Once Shuji regains the ability to move, he sits up and pulls out his phone to check his bingo card.]

Got the square checked off. Thanks for the help.

[You know. The punching him a lot help.]

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