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NOAH ISAACS

Albert Wesker. Pharmaceutical Research and Development. This surely won't end poorly.

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[That doesn't get words in response, but it does get the world's most arrogant look before he tousles Jaeger's hair a couple more times lightly and pulls away a bit.

You know exactly why.]

[scythegun]

You're terrible! I haven't done anything to deserve punishment like this!

[HE IS INNOCENT]

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So you say.

[...This is entertaining him more than it has any right to.]

[scythegun]

Of course I do! All I've done is compliment you! Surely I don't deserve this!

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Perhaps I like frustrating you.

[scythegun]

How can you be so cruel!

[manufactured]

It's fairly simple, given that you tend to be endearing about it.

[scythegun]

I wouldn't call this endearing...

[But he looks like he's trying not to laugh, so.]

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What would you call it, then?

[...Likewise...]

[scythegun]

Suffering, obviously!

[Okay, okay, he loses because he's laughing now.]

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[...yes, well. He'll pet Jaeger's hair a bit more for that, all right, before he pulls away again.

This is so stupid? It's so stupid. He can't really protest it any, though.]

[scythegun]

[That gets him to relax for a moment before Wesker pulls away again. So naturally, Jaeger's pouting again.]

Oh come on!

[Okay, he's trying not to laugh again but listen. He really likes hair-playing.]

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You know, I originally wouldn't have taken you for the sort to like that so much.

[Just saying, good lord.]

[scythegun]

Oh? Do I look too dignified for it?

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Not at all.

[...jesus, wesker.]

Too hands-off, maybe.

[scythegun]

[w o w]

Mm, well I am a little shy about how much I enjoy physical affection!

[...is he shy about anything]

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...Really.

[BUDDY.]

[scythegun]

Of course!

[...]

You don't believe me at all, do you.

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Not in the least.

[scythegun]

Well, it's true! There are some things I don't mind, sure, but something like this would certainly fluster me a bit!

...Though I can't imagine you deciding to be this affectionate in public to begin with, so I suppose it doesn't really matter!

[manufactured]

[...Ah.]

I should say not.

[scythegun]

It's sort of funny to think about, honestly! Maybe someday you'll get used to holding my hand in public, at least!

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...I've never really been one for doing things like that, outside of blatantly social purposes.

[Like, he'd kind of do that sometimes with Elda, but not really. And they were both kind of under the impression that it didn't really count anyway, even if neither of them really said it.]

[scythegun]

Well, I certainly wouldn't say it's just for social purposes! I enjoy it, after all!

[manufactured]

I know you do. It's just never been something I do for reasons like that.

[...is he aware that he sounds like a robot sometimes because jfc]