[...He gently puts the ball away before Apollo gets uh. More worked up. He's already pretty damn worked up. Damn, he's pretty cute. Too bad petting him right now seems like a horrible idea.]
Don't worry, I'm sure you'll get something bizarre eventually.
[You know, he doesn't particularly want to discuss it, but it isn't as though he's fundamentally opposed, either. It's not anything that bothers him, per se, it's just odd - ]
I received something earlier that's engraved with an insignia I don't recognize. However, I decided that whatever was happening with the sudden greyness was a bit more of a concern.
[And so he...elected to ignore the weird attachment he couldn't explain to a combat knife with a fucking serrated seven-inch blade. Who the fuck mails somebody something like that.]
A survival knife of some sort, though I hardly know why.
[Does he look like he's going to be 1.) fighting or 2.) camping anytime soon, because really.
...That said, he's really kind of tense about it for...some goddamn reason, and that isn't helping with the dog; Apollo seems to have decided that clearly, this is the alligator's fault, and that is when he decides to have at said alligator and its fucking umoving face.
By which we mean Silver is getting eighty pounds of dog jumping at him, and it's aiming high.]
[Silver has enough reaction time to process what's happening, but not enough to actually move out of the way; since Apollo is aiming for Totodile instead of him, he can at least gets his arms on the dog's chest and try to hold him back.]
Hey, down.
[He says it calmly and firmly enough even if he's about to eat it on the ground, because what the hell else is he supposed to do with eighty pounds of dog other than try to hold his ground? Totodile helps this situation by spitting a stream of water out and directly at Apollo, which... Silver absolutely did not realize he could do. Alright. That's happening. What the hell?]
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...Well, this entire little package and parcel of yours is possibly the most surreal thing I've seen all day. Congratulations, I suppose.
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[...He gently puts the ball away before Apollo gets uh. More worked up. He's already pretty damn worked up. Damn, he's pretty cute. Too bad petting him right now seems like a horrible idea.]
Don't worry, I'm sure you'll get something bizarre eventually.
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I received something earlier that's engraved with an insignia I don't recognize. However, I decided that whatever was happening with the sudden greyness was a bit more of a concern.
[And so he...elected to ignore the weird attachment he couldn't explain to a combat knife with a fucking serrated seven-inch blade. Who the fuck mails somebody something like that.]
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[Of course he's going to ask. Wesker's the number one candidate for either a really boring life or a life of intergalactic espionage or something.]
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[Does he look like he's going to be 1.) fighting or 2.) camping anytime soon, because really.
...That said, he's really kind of tense about it for...some goddamn reason, and that isn't helping with the dog; Apollo seems to have decided that clearly, this is the alligator's fault, and that is when he decides to have at said alligator and its fucking umoving face.
By which we mean Silver is getting eighty pounds of dog jumping at him, and it's aiming high.]
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Hey, down.
[He says it calmly and firmly enough even if he's about to eat it on the ground, because what the hell else is he supposed to do with eighty pounds of dog other than try to hold his ground? Totodile helps this situation by spitting a stream of water out and directly at Apollo, which... Silver absolutely did not realize he could do. Alright. That's happening. What the hell?]