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NOAH ISAACS

Albert Wesker. Pharmaceutical Research and Development. This surely won't end poorly.

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[thesettingsun]

Four Greek, one Roman?

[At least be consistent, man.]

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It could have been worse.

[does it look like he cares.]

[thesettingsun]

That's true. At least none of them are named 'Fluffy'.

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God, no. Not even ironically.

[thesettingsun]

Pumpkin? Sir Cuddlebottom?

[Part of this is going somewhere else and Shuji will have so many regrets.]

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I understand that they're just dogs, but surely they deserve at least some dignity.

[thesettingsun]

That's true. You've never stuffed them in costumes, have you?

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I suspect they would kill me for having the audacity to try it, and I can't say it wouldn't be deserved.

[thesettingsun]

I think there's a special place in purgatory for people who put their dogs in silly clothes.

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Oh, trust me, I agree wholeheartedly. It's not as though the dogs did anything to deserve their owners' poor taste.

[thesettingsun]

Literally no dog deserves this nonsense. And that's one of the least offensive ones.

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...You can tell that the dog doesn't think it deserves that.

[thesettingsun]

That is the face of a dog who doesn't want to be dressed up as a vampire.

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Does anyone, really?

Save for certain occasions, I suppose.

[thesettingsun]

I was going to say 'nobody in their right mind' but apparently, my past self does.

So, nobody in their right mind.

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[What the fuck is this, what does he do with this knowledge.]

...Charming.

[thesettingsun]

Past me was a fuckhead, I knew that already, but now he's a fuckhead with bad taste in clothes.

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If it's any consolation whatsoever, you aren't alone in that regard.

[thesettingsun]

You and I really should complain about our past lives over drinks sometime.

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Perhaps I wouldn't mind that.

[thesettingsun]

Normally I'd suggest the Inkwell, but maybe a public bar isn't the best place to complain about our past selves, people will think we're weirder than we actually are.

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Something like that.

...Come over sometime in the evening this week. Not the weekend, and not Monday night, but any point other than that should be acceptable.

[Given that he's meeting up with Lucian on Monday and dealing with Jaeger over the weekend. But any day, like, Tuesday-Thursday works for him.]

I'll provide the alcohol; if you have any preference with regards to what we're drinking, let me know.

[thesettingsun]

Thursday works for me. I'm not too picky about alcohol, but don't feel like you have to break out the good stuff. I can't see myself swirling a glass of wine and saying 'Ah, the sweet aftertaste of this wine reminds me of my past self flattering people who already obviously know he hates them.'

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Believe it or not, I don't have much preference, either. I usually only drink at others' behest.

[thesettingsun]

In that case, whisky? Or whatever you have laying around.