1. he has no sense of how to hat and he's going to need some very explicit description of this hypothetical hat he is going to be purchasing
2. he is entirely aware that he is going to legitimately be wandering in somewhere and buying whatever the hell you tell him to
and as such you should currently enjoy the mental image of albert wesker trying to navigate women's accessories and trying to buy a halfway not-stupid hat
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What...sort of hat?
[His tone more or less implies two things:
1. he has no sense of how to hat and he's going to need some very explicit description of this hypothetical hat he is going to be purchasing
2. he is entirely aware that he is going to legitimately be wandering in somewhere and buying whatever the hell you tell him to
and as such you should currently enjoy the mental image of albert wesker trying to navigate women's accessories and trying to buy a halfway not-stupid hat
god bless everyone in this situation.]