manufactured: (007. you've only spent)
Albert Wesker ([personal profile] manufactured) wrote 2017-12-27 02:15 am (UTC)

[probably.

...you know, if you want to think about something delightful, this conversation is happening while elsewhere there are approximately thirty screaming bats flapping their way through this house in abject terror while the dogs are having a wonderful time chasing the hell out of them

while this house is just coated in The Decor That Melania Trump Built

and they're all screeching badly-harmonized mariah carey in their fear

wesker doesn't mind the bats, granted, he thinks they're sort of cute

but i just wanted to immortalize this mental image in your head

the past several conversations have been held to a chorus of screeching sentient plant life occasionally streaking past in the background

you're welcome.]

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