[...That makes both of us that are absolutely not dressed for the fight that is about to ensue today, um. And no...comment on the Suddenly, Ripped because like hell if he's stroking your ego today.]

I'm still not certain why people come to me for this.

[Anyway.]

In the interest of full disclosure, I have a vague idea that I may have known what I was doing in fights, if those memories are any indication, but I don't recall how to apply any of it. Just in case that's a concern.

[...For the general safety of both you and his own goddamn face. It's possible that he'll blank out mid-fight, please don't fucking hit him if he does.]